Thursday, May 2, 2013

Hit on me one more time... I dare you

The male traveler... seems innocent at first.  New to the area, don't really know what to do.  They have that look in their eye when they talk to you about what to do and where to go for "fun".  In the past five years I've been working in hotels I've been hit on several times.  Been asked out... "let's get a drink when your off" etc. Only two times have I ever accepted the invitation and both times I've regretted it!

First time... snowed in at the hotel, had to stay there just to work so I thought what the hell?  One drink, what could it hurt?  Well... I ended up in his room, where he dropped his pants only to find him wearing Sponge Bob Square Pants boxers.  It took all I had not to laugh hysterically!  It just got awkward, I didn't want to do anything, he wanted to do everything.  The night ended with his friends pounding on his door and cussing him out for leaving them at the club.  Freaked me the fuck out!  I thought I would loose my job right then and there.  BTW... when he jumped off the bed to answer the door, dude had the biggest hard on... so gross.  You can bet your sweet ass I left right after.

Second time, we had been texting back and forth for weeks.  He would call late at night and want to do the phone sex thing.  Not into it... not at all.  It was weird silence with him begging me to talk.  I finally decided to just do it.  I met him at his room, we "tried" to get it on... then the fucker came early and it was over.  Oh fuck.  Everything changed after that.  And guess what... these two guys knew each other.  Guy #2 was convinced I slept with guy #1 (did I mention gross?), mentioning it not previously, but now.  I told him I didn't but he was sure I did and was just lying.  If I could take it back, in a split second I would.  I would see him every time he was in town.  Learned he had a long time girlfriend, it was just shitty.

Back to present... this guy is hitting on me left and right.  Winking at me, bumping into me intentionally... asking me to work out with him?  I took a chance, gave him my number and we texted a little.  What did I find out today?  Wife is coming into town TOMORROW to celebrate their ANNIVERSARY!  Shut the fuck up.  For real??  Telling me how he looks forward to spending more time with me... has been into me since he first saw me.  You lying piece of shit.  Now after the initial shock... I thought about it more.  You can call me a whore... call me a slut, whatever I think guys who choose to cheat are the one's taking the chance to ruin their lives.  Is that my deal?  Hell no.  What do I have to loose?  Shit...I don't have shit to loose.  So why not?  Have a good time?  Why not?  So if it happens with the smooth talker it happens.  If it doesn't it doesn't.  I know what kind of dude you are and you won't change.  Fine by me :)

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