Drunk Bastard

You know you've been drinking too much and you have a problem when someone finds you passed out in the hot tub.  WTF?  We sent someone up, who was able to help this dude to his room, surprisingly he was able to walk the whole way.  "I may need to go to the hospital" he says... um ok.  Does he want a cab?  Should we call an ambulance?  What the hell?

Call the room... no answer.  Now we are worried.  My boss goes up with the director of operations to find an un-responsive drunk lying on the couch.  "Call 911" my boss says.  Come to find out, not only has this jackass been drinking for the past four days he's consumed over 80 pills of a mixed variety in the past twelve hours.  Death wish?  Apparently.  Dude quite his job and was going off the deep end.

Cut to the paramedics charging into the hotel with a gurney, followed by the police to make sure everything is ok.  They took him to the hospital for treatment...what a mess!  This guy was a mess from the start.  Roaming the breakfast area without a shirt, coming down in the evening in boxers.  Sounds to me like someone will be going home sooner than expected!  Bye crazy drunk bastard!